******Calling The North Pole******

******Ever since December I have caught my four year old dialing a bunch of random numbers on the telephone. When I take the phone he replies, "I was just trying to call the North Pole."

Last week I caught him doing it again and I said to him, "Dialing all of those numbers is not going to call the North Pole." He replied back to me, "but I was pressing the snowflake button."******